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• The Fate of Warner Bros, Uncertainty Breeding Uncertainty and the Bitter Tea of General Ellison
• Jakub Flasz
• Cold Storage (2026) – Review
• The Problem with DIE MY LOVE
• Swearing at the BAFTAs and its Mind-Boggling Aftermath
• How the Saga of Netflix and Paramount Circling WB Like Vultures Was Probably Partisan from the Get-Go
• HIGHLANDER at 40: A Missing Link in the Evolution of Fantasy
• And the Most Culturally Impactful Movie of 2025 Is…
• The AI Clapback, Digital Veganism and Redrawn Battle Lines of Cultural Warfare
• EXCALIBUR at 45: The Last Gasp of New Hollywood
• The Housemaid (2025) – Review
• Pillion (2025) – Review
• CHILDREN OF THE CORN and the Vagaries of Organic Franchise-Building in a Narrative Flowerpot
• 2010: THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT and Adding Context to Greatness
• JAY KELLY – An Ethically-Sourced Ersatz Woody Allen Movie
• IRON LUNG and the Fragile Myth of Cross-Domain Expertise Transferability
• SEND HELP, Screwballs From Hell and Office Sexism Drenched in Gore
• Prescient Carpenterian Escapes and Counterculture Through World-Building
• Between THEY LIVE and BUGONIA, or How Eating the Rich Turned Into the Rich Eating Us
• GOAT (2026) – Review
• Whistle (2026) – Review
• Crime 101 (2026) – Review
• Immortality and Risk Aversion Disguised as Taste
• Matt Damon Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud and Apparent Cultural Amnesia
• The 2026 Oscar Nominations and Work-shy LLMs
• ADAPTING STEPHEN KING
• THE RUNNING MAN, Persistently Resonant Dystopias and Hollywood’s Fear of Edginess
• THE LONG WALK and How a Movie May Struggle to Proceed at a Pace of a Walking Man 
• King’s Backdoor Fantasy and the Paradoxical Requirements for Successfully Adapting THE STAND
• THE LIFE OF CHUCK, Dangerously Earnest Puzzles and Getting Busy Living
• COLLATERAL, Not HEAT, May Be the Big Mann on Campus
• Randy Burrows
• The Demise of New Hollywood, Creative Accounting, … and All That Jazz
• ‘Kids Don’t Like Movies’ and Other Non-Pandemic Problems in the Movie Biz
• John Travolta’s THE FANATIC and Getting Hollywood Off the Couch
• The Wes Craven Retrospective – The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985)
• The Wes Craven Retrospective – A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
• The Wes Craven Retrospective: Invitation to Hell (1984)
• The Wes Craven Retrospective: Summer of Fear (1978)
• 2025 in Review: 10 Best Articles I Wrote
• 2025 in Review: 5 Articles Nobody Read
• 2025 in Review: My 5 Most Read Articles
• 2025 in Review: My 5 Most Liked Articles
• On the Futility of Planning for Growth
• Is Reading Really Dying, or Is It Our Free Time That’s Going Extinct?
• Writing on the Precipice of Artificial Superintelligence
• Uncut Gems Podcast (January 2026 Round-up)
• Uncut Gems Podcast (December 2025 Round-up)
• Uncut Gems Podcast (November 2025 Round-up)
• Uncut Gems Podcast (October 2025 Round-up)
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