t-h-e-simpsons.ru
RegisteredAbout the projectT-h-e-simpsons website. ru positions itself as an information resource dedicated to intimate services in Moscow. The main focus is on the Beskudnikovsky district of the N...
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Website Description
About the project
T-h-e-simpsons website. ru positions itself as an information resource dedicated to intimate services in Moscow. The main focus is on the Beskudnikovsky district of the Northern Administrative District and the surrounding areas of the North-East of the capital. The project collects data on private performers, so-called individual workers, and aggregates information about the places where such services are provided.
The content is updated regularly, with reference to specific months of 2026. The materials include reports for February and March, as well as forecasts for April. The resource publishes site ratings, profiles of girls with photos and contacts, as well as reviews from real clients and the performers themselves.
Main directions
The project is structured according to several key blocks that help the user navigate the proposals:
- Rating of sites and questionnaires. A weekly updated database where users vote for the best sites. In March 2026, the leading positions were taken by resources offering profiles from the Beskudnikovsky district.
- Girls' profiles. The section contains detailed descriptions, age, service ratings (often 55), order completion percentage and specific preferences. The names of specific girls are mentioned, such as Olesya, Yana, Nastya and Glafira, indicating the dates of activation of their profiles.
- Reports and statistics. Author's notes from clients (dons) about how the meetings were held, what prices were relevant in February and what awaits the market in April. There is data on the number of men served (for example, 362 people in February).
- Geography of services. In addition to the Beskudnikovo district itself, services in saunas, hotels in the Northern Administrative District, as well as travel around Moscow are mentioned. Separate metro stations are highlighted: Seligerskaya, Yakhromskaya, Verkhniye Likhobory.
- Information from the girls themselves. An interview section where the performers talk about their work schedule, payment terms (no prepayment or online transfers) and personal preferences in services.
Features of the site
The main feature of the resource is the emphasis on reliability. The authors emphasize that the questionnaires are verified, the photos correspond to reality, and the phones are working. The presence of an intimate map with exact addresses of residence or rented apartments is mentioned.
The site actively uses an informal style of communication, addressing the audience as brothers, friends or clients. The texts contain a lot of colloquial vocabulary, slang and direct quotes from the participants in the process. This creates the effect of an open forum or blog where details of 18+ leisure are discussed without censorship.
An important element is the rating system. Users can vote for sites by sending recommendations to the administrator's email.There is also a section with forecasts of prices and market trends, for example, a discussion of a possible rise in prices for services in April.
Contact information
To contact the site administration and send recommendations, use e-mail: admin@t-h-the-simpsons. ru. Also mentioned is the opportunity to leave feedback through the contact form on the contact page, the link to which is in the main menu.
FAQ
How often is information about prostitutes updated?
The databases are updated weekly. New reports are published regularly, for example, data for March 13, 2026 is already available. The rating of leisure sites for adults in the Beskudnikovsky district is reviewed every month, the next one is expected in early April.
Is it possible to find girls without prepayment?
Yes, the site materials mention that many private performers work without prepayment. Some are willing to negotiate payment after the meeting or accept online transfers. However, the conditions depend on the specific girl and her profile.
Which areas of Moscow does the project cover?
The main attention is paid to the Beskudnikovsky district of the Northern Administrative District. Services throughout the North of Moscow are also considered, including trips to saunas, hotels and apartments. Reviews mention nearby areas such as Vidnoye and Khimki, but the main focus remains on NEAD.
Where can I see real addresses?
The site presents an intimate map of the Beskudnikovsky district. It shows real addresses of residence and rental apartments, which are identical to those where the meetings take place. This allows clients to navigate the area.
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state: REGISTERED, DELEGATED, VERIFIED
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created: 2023-12-15T14:01:04Z
paid-till: 2026-12-15T14:01:04Z
free-date: 2027-01-15
source: TCI
Last updated on 2026-05-24T13:58:01Z
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